Rudy is the brains of the crew.
One time he ate a really hot pepper that was just a garnish at a restaurant. "Don't eat that," the waitress warned him.
"Oho," he responded.
He has not eaten anything since.
This is one of many examples proving his braininess*.
*Usage of the word braininess is another.
She doesn't know how she got here.
Dave is the muscles of the team.
He honestly doesn't think the group is all that funny; he only joined so he could beat up kids who tell him Brainstorm'd sucks.
Be careful around him because he often mistakes smiling as a sign of insult.
Ray is the sex appeal of the group.
Don't be surprised to find him topless for the majority of the sketches.
This is not a mistake.
In a successful attempt to bolster their female viewers age 12-16, Ray was a great off-season pickup by Brainstorm'd GM, Rudy Basso.
Mysterious. Unpredictable. Blitzkrieg.
Dan Keyser is a lightning strike that illuminates the night sky.
Just be careful not to blink, or you might never see him coming.
And though video can't properly capture it, he smells really good.
Like, really good.
Mark brings a much needed minority presence on Brainstorm'd Comedy, as he
is a white, middle-class male.
He is excited to join the group since he doesn't have many friends, this
could be his big chance. Right? Right!?!?
Vin St. John
Vin joined the group when imperial soldiers burned his hometown to the ground.
Vin has low Attack and Defense, but at higher levels he learns powerful Support Magic.
Vin's Ginger Power lets the group reach previously-inaccessible areas.
Elaine is the unwanted puppy of the group.
She is often kicked down the steps.
On rare occasion, she is scratched behind the ears.
They just keep her around to carry equipment.